the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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