weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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