Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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