just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Terrible idea I love it
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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