What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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