i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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