You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Pants are for mortals
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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