I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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