why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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