I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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