are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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