I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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