Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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