My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
