You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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