you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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