Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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