Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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