New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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