Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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