I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I fill condoms, not promises.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
not ubering you a puppy
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
