is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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