Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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