...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize