it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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