That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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