what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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