smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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