I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
