i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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