Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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