Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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