when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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