you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
high people should be assigned attendants
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
