i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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