I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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