Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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