yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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