The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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