laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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