I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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