Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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