i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We have so much sex to catch up on
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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