i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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