Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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