Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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