have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
worst night to have a conscience
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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