Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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