pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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