maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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