Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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