dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Dear god my vagina.
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