i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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