we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Randomize
